Take a drink everytime Schuester looks earnest.
Take a drink everytime Finn says something that almost sounds sincere
Take a drink everytime you can tell their lip-synching
Take a drink everytime the guidance counselor cleans something
Take a drink everytime the cheerleaders are shown
Take a drink everytime someone throws something in Rachel's face
Take a drink everytime Sue looks vaguely homicidal.
Take a drink everytime Schuester's wife wants something.
Take a drink everytime there is a dance number/or someone sings.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Bryan Fuller Will Have a Succesful TV Show
After Pushing Daisies was canceled I went to a bad place. Every Wednesday, I sat in front of my blank TV screen and cried. I stopped showering, the drinking got pretty bad...and I developed a little cough syrup problem.
Now, I've since recovered. You know, I entered a nine step program. And now, maybe, my recovery can be complete. Because, as reported by...well, a lot people, Bryan Fuller (Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Heroes) and Bryan Singer are working on a television adaptation of the book Sellevision (I read half of it, but then I got distracted).
Basically, Sellevision is about the inner workings of a home shopping network.
I hereby nominate Lee Pace, who's worked with Fuller before on Wonderfalls and Pushing Daisies, as Max Andrews, who is fired after revealing his package on TV. Maybe John Krasinski, but he's *a little* busy with The Office. Sellevision will air on NBC, in a date TBD.
Oh, and here's a dose of Hot Pace Salsa:
Now, I've since recovered. You know, I entered a nine step program. And now, maybe, my recovery can be complete. Because, as reported by...well, a lot people, Bryan Fuller (Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Heroes) and Bryan Singer are working on a television adaptation of the book Sellevision (I read half of it, but then I got distracted).
Basically, Sellevision is about the inner workings of a home shopping network.
I hereby nominate Lee Pace, who's worked with Fuller before on Wonderfalls and Pushing Daisies, as Max Andrews, who is fired after revealing his package on TV. Maybe John Krasinski, but he's *a little* busy with The Office. Sellevision will air on NBC, in a date TBD.
Oh, and here's a dose of Hot Pace Salsa:
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Fall Show Drinking Game (The Office Edition)
Take a drink everytime Jim shrugs at the camera.
Take a drink everytime Pam is seen in a cardigan
Take a drink everytime Dwight says fact
Take a drink everytime Dwight says 'question' *Credit to Izzy
Take a drink everytime Micheal says something inappropriate.
Take a drink everytime Angela says something judgmental
Take a drink everytime Kelly says like *note, this can lead to serious alcohol poisoning*
Take a drink everytime Micheal says something innapropriate to Ryan.
Take a drink everytime Ryan looks uncomfortable
Take a drink everytime Bob Vance is mentioned.
Take a drink everytime the warehouse is shown.
Take a drink everytime Jim pulls a prank
Take a drink everytime Pam is seen in a cardigan
Take a drink everytime Dwight says fact
Take a drink everytime Dwight says 'question' *Credit to Izzy
Take a drink everytime Micheal says something inappropriate.
Take a drink everytime Angela says something judgmental
Take a drink everytime Kelly says like *note, this can lead to serious alcohol poisoning*
Take a drink everytime Micheal says something innapropriate to Ryan.
Take a drink everytime Ryan looks uncomfortable
Take a drink everytime Bob Vance is mentioned.
Take a drink everytime the warehouse is shown.
Take a drink everytime Jim pulls a prank
Monday, August 10, 2009
Fall Show Drinking Games: Dollhouse
The fall season is coming, which means season and series are starting again.
Yay.
So I've made drinking games for my favorite shows. First up, Dollhouse!
Take a drink every time Echo looks around vacantly
Take a drink every time Boyd or Dr. Saunders looks vaguely disgruntled
Take a drink every time the little Asian intern gets Topher food.
Take a drink every time Topher quips.
Take a drink every time Alpha is mentioned
Take a drink every time Ballard looks conflicted.
Take a drink every time Echo, Sierra and Victor eat lunch together.
Take a drink every time DeWitt raises her eyebrow.
Take a drink every time Topher is seen in the lab
Take a drink every time Dr. Saunders gives Topher a disdainful look.
Take a drink every time Topher makes a quip at an innapropriate time.
Take a drink every time Victor ogles Sierra.
(I take no responsibilty for any alcohol poisoning)
Yay.
So I've made drinking games for my favorite shows. First up, Dollhouse!
Take a drink every time Echo looks around vacantly
Take a drink every time Boyd or Dr. Saunders looks vaguely disgruntled
Take a drink every time the little Asian intern gets Topher food.
Take a drink every time Topher quips.
Take a drink every time Alpha is mentioned
Take a drink every time Ballard looks conflicted.
Take a drink every time Echo, Sierra and Victor eat lunch together.
Take a drink every time DeWitt raises her eyebrow.
Take a drink every time Topher is seen in the lab
Take a drink every time Dr. Saunders gives Topher a disdainful look.
Take a drink every time Topher makes a quip at an innapropriate time.
Take a drink every time Victor ogles Sierra.
(I take no responsibilty for any alcohol poisoning)
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
See You Later, Alligator
Alligator Review:
The National's third album Alligator is far from spectacular. The Brooklyn based band blend of indie, folk and country is occasionally seamless but mostly chunky. The country influenced songs seem more natural, whilst the indie seems less so. The real gem of the album is track five, Daughters of the Soho Riots, presumably written about the Stonewall Riots. Alligator incites no emotion, unlike its precursor Boxer. It strives to be as creative as indie folk brethren like Bon Iver and Jose Gonzalez, the efforts are unfounded and acheive little more than a subpar, awkward attempt at greatness. The lyrics are mostly good but don't suit the music behind them. Three and a half stars given with snaps for effort.
The National's third album Alligator is far from spectacular. The Brooklyn based band blend of indie, folk and country is occasionally seamless but mostly chunky. The country influenced songs seem more natural, whilst the indie seems less so. The real gem of the album is track five, Daughters of the Soho Riots, presumably written about the Stonewall Riots. Alligator incites no emotion, unlike its precursor Boxer. It strives to be as creative as indie folk brethren like Bon Iver and Jose Gonzalez, the efforts are unfounded and acheive little more than a subpar, awkward attempt at greatness. The lyrics are mostly good but don't suit the music behind them. Three and a half stars given with snaps for effort.
Friday, July 10, 2009
My Thoughts on Jennifer's Body
The first of which being hells yes! I was dubious about Megan Fox in the role, it was either something she could rock or it would be another dead in the eyes preformance by some half dead flavor of the month starlet, but it looks like she nailed it.
Secondly, the cast is amazing. I literally squealed when I heard Adam Brody was in it (in guyliner no less). Amanda Seyfried is good in everything she's ever been in. Seriously, girl, leave some talent for the rest of us. Also, Kyle Gallner (of Veronica Mars fame) is my favorite up and coming actor. I hear he wears guyliner, too.
The only thing I'm slightly peeved about is the soundtrack. Now, I'm all for Little Boots (kind of guilty pleasure) but the rest of the soundtrack is just...disappointing. Especially after the sheer indie wonder that was the Juno soundtrack. I mean, really, Diablo. Panic(!) at the Disco? All Time Low?
This is a soundtrack for the emaciated, skinny jean wearing, neon t-shirt, "My bangs are so long I can't see more than a foot and I'm wearing so much eyeliner that MAC is considering giving me a promotional deal." types.
Still excited, though.
Secondly, the cast is amazing. I literally squealed when I heard Adam Brody was in it (in guyliner no less). Amanda Seyfried is good in everything she's ever been in. Seriously, girl, leave some talent for the rest of us. Also, Kyle Gallner (of Veronica Mars fame) is my favorite up and coming actor. I hear he wears guyliner, too.
The only thing I'm slightly peeved about is the soundtrack. Now, I'm all for Little Boots (kind of guilty pleasure) but the rest of the soundtrack is just...disappointing. Especially after the sheer indie wonder that was the Juno soundtrack. I mean, really, Diablo. Panic(!) at the Disco? All Time Low?
This is a soundtrack for the emaciated, skinny jean wearing, neon t-shirt, "My bangs are so long I can't see more than a foot and I'm wearing so much eyeliner that MAC is considering giving me a promotional deal." types.
Still excited, though.
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