BSG, Ten Things You ACTUALLY need to know

10. If no one can see the skanky blonde but you then she is probably a Cylon. Or you have deep seated mommy issues.

9. The cooler your Greek mythology name is, the more central you are to the plot (Apollo, Athena, ect.) Also, if your name is linked with a popular chain of coffee houses, your probably not a red shirt. (NERDALERT)

8. Crying jags are perfectly acceptable if the lives of millions of people are in danger and you are the CAPTAIN OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIP.

7. Starbuck will always think your a fucking...oh, sorry, FRACKING moron

6. Oh, also, if you are a minority character, you're probably a Cylon too.

5. If you are Tahmoh Penikett, you will spend a great deal of time being noble and clenching your jaw. You should probably spend more time with your shirt off.
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Just sayin'.

4. If your British and a genius, you should just keep it in your pants, shut the fuck up and make sandwiches. This will keep you from doing DUMB SHIT.

3. If the President has something to say, look up at a fan and put on a rain coat.

2. Don't worry about your show ending, you will always have a guest spot on a Joss Whedon show.

1. The most important thing to remember is that Jamie Bamber needs lots of room to strut around, run his fingers through his suprisingly supple hair and pout.